It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize
