Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
