so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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