Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I touched a dick in church today
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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