some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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