Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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