How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Will exercising make me less horny?
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