I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
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