Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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