So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Every concussion has its silver lining
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I love you. Go after that dick
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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