in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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