i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize
