You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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