Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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