Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Randomize
