Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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