He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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