Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My penis needs a shock collar
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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