let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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