thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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