friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
