maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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