But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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