it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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