are you still at the devil's house?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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