GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Randomize
