Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
This is classic penis vs brain.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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