Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My pussy is not your playground.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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