Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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