Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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