As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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