how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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