so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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