Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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