And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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