did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
