last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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