Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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