He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
The air taste purple.
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