Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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