Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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