Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
either way he was missing a nipple.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
FUCK WHALES
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