Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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