This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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