Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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