chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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