every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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