I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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