i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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