is wine microwaveable?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
my liver is dry heaving
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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