butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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