would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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