I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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