as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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